A Rhymed Epistle To E. L. G.
'Heigh ho! Howe dothe old Tyme gallop.'
Bacon, Promus
Stanza I
My honoured cousin,
I'll not dwell
Longtime upon your verse (so well
Conceived) yet I am bound to tell
How after many a patient puff,
And later, many an angry snuff,
I got into a regular huff
That you had never written
To say how badly bitten
You were by your exam,
Or else how well you'd smitten
The Oxford-Senior Witan
By letting off your cram.
However ...;
So clever,
So well selected,
And so unexpected
Was this your happy rime
It makes amend
For lapse of time,
So here I end,
My chiding chime.
Canto II
... 'Is it physical To walk unbraced, and suck up the humours Of the dank morning?'
Cool-as a Cheeser, Bacon
I will no more than mention
The Keswick grand convention
Such speech would be amiss
In such a thing as this.
What I can best remember
Of Keswick was the Camp
Pitched in a field as damp
As gutters in December.
We woke at six or thereabouts;
We woke to find our inner clouts
As moist as Caustic Soda;
To find our tent, a bell-tent,
A very bell-jar, feculent
With CO2, Cl, strong-blent
With every pungent odour.
We lay at night between wet rugs
Found nothing, though, that rhymed with rugs---
And were the rugs a bit less hairy,
And were the tent a bit more airy,
Had fewer been the chilly gouts
That dropped upon our snoring snouts,
And warmer been the morning blast,
And daintier been the plain repast,
Less like strong bilge the stuff called tea,
Less like roast wood the pie-pastry
More plentiful the fruit and berry
Canto III
'Hail!' Bacon's Midsummer lced Cream Act III, scene i
I went to Coniston one day
And twice got drenched and had to pay
Hotels to dry the wet away.
The hail hailed, pricked and pained;
The rain rained, rained, and rained;
The clouds clouded, crowded round;
The thunder thundered; the wind---wound.
Canto IV
1 'Awake.' Isaiah.
2 'Come forth.' Bacon, King John, Act IV, sc. i.
3 'Come, prepare yourself' do.
4 'See'st thou you littel birde?' Chaucer.
5 'Thank you.' Christopher Marlowe.
All such as dwelled in the tent of Sh! Hem!
Now none of that! I mean---all them
As cohabit my canvas limpet
Were photographed thereby; and some imp hit
On th' idea of appearing in nightclo'es
(As the photographer came before 8 a.m.)
So in turbans of towels, and baggy pyjamas
We were actually taken; and what with the right-pose,
Right-exposure, et cetera, we look like real 'salaamers'.
Canto V
'Damn all thieves'
Keats
I can see how you stare
At this startling quotation,
Quite amazed that I dare
Say that Keats thus could swear.
But 'tis a citation
From one of his letters,
And I make no filtration
Of words of my betters;
So there!
And indeed I would add
'Secret Borrowers too',
And every vile cad
To whose mind 'me and you'
Are one and the same.
For I think it a shame
That my bike, so well prized,
Some knaves have bestridden,
And one has so ridden
As to hug a stone wall
Or somehow to fall,
And has made a nice mess,
(Shape of pedal - an S)
Hurt the mudguard no less
And the nickel and all!
Epilogue
'Wind up' Bacon, King Lear, Act IV, sc, vii
I tried in an hour
To concoct this epistle;
---'Twas beyond my poor power,
And, by that deep Whistle,
I've been nearly two.
Time, then, for dismissal
And closing adieu.
Dear fellow, do send me
Another of yours
For I've none to befriend me
When Dunsden immures.
And perhaps I will send you
Another of mine.
And so I commend you
To heaven benign.
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A Rhymed Epistle To E. L. G.
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Author |
Owen, Wilfred (1893-1918)
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Item date |
1983
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Copyright |
The Estate of Wilfred Owen. The Complete Poems and Fragments of Wilfred Owen edited by Jon Stallworthy first published by Chatto & Windus, 1983. Preliminaries, introductory, editorial matter, manuscripts and fragments omitted.
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ProQuest
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My honoured cousin,
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Publication source |
The Complete Poems and Fragments of Wilfred Owen
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Publication editor |
Stallworthy, Jon
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Publishers |
Chatto & Windus
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Publication place |
London
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Citation
“A Rhymed Epistle To E. L. G.,” by Owen, Wilfred (1893-1918). The Estate of Wilfred Owen. The Complete Poems and Fragments of Wilfred Owen edited by Jon Stallworthy first published by Chatto & Windus, 1983. Preliminaries, introductory, editorial matter, manuscripts and fragments omitted. via First World War Poetry Digital Archive, accessed April 29, 2024, http://ww1lit.nsms.ox.ac.uk/ww1lit/collections/item/3305.
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